Hey, I'm Rusty
Full Stack Engineer
I keep CRM systems running smooth and web apps performing their best, armed with Laravel, Angular, and a sidekick team of AWS & Azure. My daily grind? Fix, improve, and make sure everything just works—no magic wands required.
I'm a
Crafting digital experiences from Abu Dhabi, UAE
By the Numbers
A quantitative look at my journey as a developer and beyond.
Epic Plot Twists
Witty, real-life stories and fun facts from my coding journey. No resumes, just plot twists.
First Commit
Typed 'Initial commit' and felt like a real developer. Forgot the .gitignore, of course.
Caffeine Debugging
Fixed a bug at 2am with coffee in hand. Broke something else. Worth it.
Stack Overflow Hero
Copy-pasted code from 2014. Still works. Don't ask questions.
Gym + Code
Squatted 225lbs, then squashed 225 bugs. Balance achieved.
Deploy Disaster
Deployed to prod on Friday. Spent the weekend with my laptop.
Client Demo Fails
Demo worked perfectly... until the client joined the call.
Proud Moment
Refactored 500 lines into 50. Did a happy dance nobody saw.
The Million Lines
Estimated 1,000,000+ lines of code written. 999,999 deleted.
Meeting Survivor
'This could've been an email.' Thought it. Didn't say it. Progress.
Legacy Code
Opened old code. Blamed previous dev. It was me. I was the previous dev.
Hotfix Hero
Production down. Fixed in 5 minutes. Took 2 hours to explain why.
Code Review
'Looks good to me' — didn't look. We've all been there.
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